The mother of all Subwoofers

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

These threads almost always even have the same title. lol

I know, its like i've been teleported back through 5 different times in the recent past. I can almost remember what i was doing each time too. Don't remember laughing though.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, I seem to recall I was picking my nose and eating it last time. But then, that's extremely common for me, so I may just be guessing.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

The key is to narrow it down.

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

3865329487524304 jiggawatts.

 

[Electrodynamic 10+ year member]

I don't remember seeing this particular version of the "mother or all subwoofers" (I've seen other web sites throughout the years though) but I did laugh at the absurdity of the description, photo, and content of the rest of the web site. I didn't break away from eating my tator tots, but I laughed a tiny bit. You gotta admit, the porcupine seat cover description is really funny!

Oh yeah, speaking of the ultimate subwoofer, we're making a 3" subwoofer that moves 367mm one way linear with an albino aligator diaphragm, aludianinium magnets, and plays 20 Hz at 16842 dB without an enclosure. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

I don't remember seeing this particular version of the "mother or all subwoofers" (I've seen other web sites throughout the years though) but I did laugh at the absurdity of the description, photo, and content of the rest of the web site. I didn't break away from eating my tator tots, but I laughed a tiny bit.
Oh yeah, speaking of the ultimate subwoofer, we're making a 3" subwoofer that moves 367mm one way linear with an albino aligator diaphragm, aludianinium magnets, and plays 20 Hz at 16842 dB without an enclosure.

Yeah but will it have a carbon fiber dustcap? I didn't think so!

 

[Electrodynamic 10+ year member]

Yeah but will it have a carbon fiber dustcap? I didn't think so!

DANGIT!! I knew we left something out!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Maybe you could skin a carbon fiber albino aligator

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Lol, Moas.

 

[Electrodynamic 10+ year member]

Have you guys checked out the rest of that web page? The items and their descriptions are hilarious! High intensity road flares (TNT), cross-drilled brake lines, the round "tuit", etc.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

lowering spikes are a personal favorite.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Wow sweet, Ive been looking for some cross-drilled brake lines. lol

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

windsheild wiper sharpeners.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

o-pipe anyone?

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[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

lmfao. blinker fluid?

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