so 2 black guys from n.y.c. are on their way to florida for a stripper convention in late september, while travelin' through south carolina's back roads the car breaks down, and the closest service station was 30 miles back, luckily a farmer does the hospitable thing and pulls over to see if he could help, they all finally agree after scratchin their heads and asses that theres no way to get it back to the last town without a wrecker, so the farmer offers to bring them to his farm to use the phone, they gladly accept and away they go..... one guy uses the phone to call the service station the farmer recommended, he was disappointed to hear that a wrecker wasnt available seeing that it was the sabbath, and noone in those parts work on the sabbath,.... he tells the farmer the debacle theyre in, and the farmer offers to put them up for the night out in the barn, they both talk it over and decide that would be the best thing they could do at the time and proceed to thank the farmer,... before any thanks could be said, the farmer hears a ruckus upstairs and remembers to tell the guys hes got a teenage daughter that means the world to him, and by no means are they to act upon her sexual advances that she is well known for in their county, "or else" the farmer says, and that was it, the 2 friends go out to the barn and retire for the night....... so, midnight rolls around, and the 2 were startled out of sleep from the daughter checking up on them to make sure they were not cold or uncomfortable, they both notice she pretty **** hot and start flirtin with her, she starts to emphasize that shes never been with 2 men before, let alone, 2 black men, so one thing leads to another and shes soon on all fours acting like a set of chinese finger cuffs, after her face looks like a glazed donut, the 2 guys fall back asleep naked and smellin like ba-dussy,..... morning comes and the farmer ventures out to the barn to get the guys on their way, he opens the door, takes one look at the 2 and runs back to the house to get his scattergun, he returns to the barn and rudely awakens the 2 with a 12 guage pointed at em, he then confronts them about why they were both naked and soon gets the truth out of em, so he says " remember what i told you?....... grrrrrrrrr, come with me, the both of ya's", he leads them to a clearing overlooking his pastures and orchards and says while panning the shotgun between the 2 " now, im gonna give you boys a chance, i want the 2 of ya to go out yonder and pick me 100 pieces of fruit each, i dont care what fruit it is, just get me 100 of em, bring em back, and i tell you what to do next" so they oblige....... 1 guy finds himself a half an acre of vinyard that the farmer's been tending to make wine, " should be easy" he says to himself, so he picks 100 grapes, binds em up in his shirt, and makes his way back to the farmer, tired and thirsty, he drops the grapes at the farmers feet and says, "what next boss?", the farmer says, " alright!, you gotta get all those grapes to fit in your ass, and ill let you go, or else you'll be breathin' through a hole in yer chest!!!", he finds it very strange, but realizes he has no choice........... 10, 20, 30, grapes he gets up in there, and suddenly starts laughing hysterically, causing him to **** out all the grapes, the farmer looks and says " you better try again, my turtles in the pond need to eat, and yur lookin' mighty tasty right now",.... he collects himself and attempts to do the farmers bidding,..... 40, 50, 60 grapes he gets up to, but then starts laughing like before and shits em all out again, the farmer was not happy, "alright, ya little hooligan, im giving you only 1 more chance, and you better do it, or else!!!", one last chance is all he thought about, so he was gonna make it count,......70, 80, 90, 91,92,93...... by this time he can hardly contain himself and shits out 94 grapes laced with fecal matter, the farmer turns beet red! points the gun at him, and says " before you see god, i gotta ask one thing,..... what the hell is so **** funny?", the guy looks at the farmer and points at his friend with an unsteady hand and says......................................
see him over there?......... hes pickin watermelons!!!!